Damn straight I LOVE the water.

[also you type funny.]

Oh hey you’re name is Eridan! I have a fish called Eridan.

This is Eridan everyone.

He’s a betta fish and he’s a sexy fancy man.

Gimme some sugar EriBubble <3

Wait hang on a sec…does your username say ‘Eridans-Plush-Rump’?

WHAT THE HELL!